Thursday, June 30, 2005

The Bitch is Back

Yes, folks. I know you've been waiting. After 18 months and 30 days, Aunt Flo has returned to the house. Dusted off the Tampax this morning and read the instructions carefully. I guess this would explain the uncontrollable weeping and mood swings. This week anyway.

It's comforting to know my body is back on schedule. OTHERWISE IT JUST SUCKS.

Now back to your regularly scheduled lives. I know I am.

Please pass the Advil.

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