The Bitch is Back
Yes, folks. I know you've been waiting. After 18 months and 30 days, Aunt Flo has returned to the house. Dusted off the Tampax this morning and read the instructions carefully. I guess this would explain the uncontrollable weeping and mood swings. This week anyway.
It's comforting to know my body is back on schedule. OTHERWISE IT JUST SUCKS.
Now back to your regularly scheduled lives. I know I am.
Please pass the Advil.
It's comforting to know my body is back on schedule. OTHERWISE IT JUST SUCKS.
Now back to your regularly scheduled lives. I know I am.
Please pass the Advil.
posted by Susie @ 8:34 AM
7 Comments:
At 9:52 AM, June 30, 2005,
Anonymous
said…
Ugh, Suz....that just plain sucks. Hope she doesn't stay long!
At 11:24 AM, June 30, 2005,
Anonymous
said…
Sorry it is back - pass the chocolate!
At 11:29 AM, June 30, 2005,
Anonymous
said…
susie- argh. now go get a milkshake! -jody
At 11:38 AM, June 30, 2005,
Taylor
said…
LOL! You are too funny. Gosh I miss not having a period!
At 11:09 PM, June 30, 2005,
Anonymous
said…
it was 18 months with me as well. I was like "Holy crapola what is THIS?"
Then I got pregnant after that so it'll be another 18 before I see The Bitch again.
I really wished I hadn't stocked up on tampons in Oct. 2003. Only got to use a few of them since then.
What a waste.
At 8:22 AM, July 01, 2005,
Carrie
said…
oh honey..... big hugs... and chocolate bars!
At 9:07 AM, July 04, 2005,
WILLIAM
said…
I know you don't want to hear this..but that post was funny. It made me laugh.
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