Thursday, June 30, 2005

The Bitch is Back

Yes, folks. I know you've been waiting. After 18 months and 30 days, Aunt Flo has returned to the house. Dusted off the Tampax this morning and read the instructions carefully. I guess this would explain the uncontrollable weeping and mood swings. This week anyway.

It's comforting to know my body is back on schedule. OTHERWISE IT JUST SUCKS.

Now back to your regularly scheduled lives. I know I am.

Please pass the Advil.

10 Comments:

  • At 9:52 AM, June 30, 2005, Anonymous Kelli said…

    Ugh, Suz....that just plain sucks. Hope she doesn't stay long!

     
  • At 11:24 AM, June 30, 2005, Anonymous Kate said…

    Sorry it is back - pass the chocolate!

     
  • At 11:29 AM, June 30, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    susie- argh. now go get a milkshake! -jody

     
  • At 11:38 AM, June 30, 2005, Blogger Angela said…

    That is a bummer for sure.

    You definitely deserve some wine or a martini or something to take the edge off.

    It might also help with tuning out the yelling!

     
  • At 11:38 AM, June 30, 2005, Blogger Taylor said…

    LOL! You are too funny. Gosh I miss not having a period!

     
  • At 12:22 PM, June 30, 2005, Blogger dnyduck said…

    Ugh! I thought for sure I was going to get mine this week....I had all the symptoms but she didn't come. I must have sent her your way. I'm so sorry!!!!

     
  • At 5:42 PM, June 30, 2005, Blogger Jenni said…

    damn, we sure did all get them at once, didn't we?? That's strange. Hope she doesn't stay long...my first visit was short and light...only had to take 1 Midol! :)

     
  • At 11:09 PM, June 30, 2005, Anonymous sarcastic journalist said…

    it was 18 months with me as well. I was like "Holy crapola what is THIS?"

    Then I got pregnant after that so it'll be another 18 before I see The Bitch again.

    I really wished I hadn't stocked up on tampons in Oct. 2003. Only got to use a few of them since then.

    What a waste.

     
  • At 8:22 AM, July 01, 2005, Blogger Carrie said…

    oh honey..... big hugs... and chocolate bars!

     
  • At 9:07 AM, July 04, 2005, Blogger WILLIAM said…

    I know you don't want to hear this..but that post was funny. It made me laugh.

     

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