Friday, June 17, 2005

Bad Dream

This morning, just before waking up, I had a horrible dream. This monster with BIG HUGE white teeth was coming after me. He had this annoying laugh and kept clapping his hands together hard and pumping his fist. Just when I thought I had turned the corner and escaped, the monster was there in front of me again, jumping up and down screaming, "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" He was tyrannical and laughed like a madman. He scared the everloving shit right out of me. I woke up in a cold sweat.

When I turned on the news, it all made sense.


  • At 10:46 PM, June 17, 2005, Blogger Melissa said…

    That is hilarious. He annoys me to no end!!

  • At 10:40 AM, June 18, 2005, Blogger Jewl said…

    OMG!! I actually did laugh outloud when I read that!! That is soooo funny!!!

    I can't stand him anymore, I used to like him in movies and stuff but gezzz, he really has entered a little make believe world of his own... What is Kate thinking? I wonder what her family thinks of all this? YIKES!!

  • At 8:20 AM, June 20, 2005, Blogger Carrie said…

    ahhhh.... I give the marriage a LITTLE longer then the Brittney-whore-bagger's.... but I can really only think of three words when it comes to them getting married... "drive through please."

    He's looking a little close to Dakota on CNN's site.... I wonder if her parents know.....



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