We are the champions, my friends

So maybe you've been wondering where I have been lately. I know- I've been doing the lame-o pictures only posts. Well folks I've been running my ass off after this baby who wants to be everywhere in everything.

With all this movement, you'd think I'd drop another ten pounds. Not so much. That would be wishful thinking on my part. I have been doing lots of squats and sprints and laps. All this exercise has gotten me thinking. There should really be an Olympics for pre-toddler parents. The events may be as follows:

The Constantly Moving Diaper Change (big points when there's a big loose stool involved)
The Sprint to Remove Something Disgusting (like a moist dog chewy) from Baby's Hand
Timed Crib Sheet Change
The New Food Introduction Toss
Timed Removal of a T-shirt which is Somehow Smaller than When First Put On (Like removing a ship from a bottle)
Name That Rash
Survive an Interaction with a Too-Close Stranger
Get Baby to Smile for the Same Stranger Taking Pictures that are Meant to Capture the Precious Moments

What are some events you would compete in, if offered?