Turd Poetry

Ok, Maria just tagged me for a meme. It's turd poetry. How lovely! I'm a college grad with a degree in English (not that you can tell by my grammar and spelling) and I'm doing turd poetry.

Here are the rules for Turd Poetry:
1. Write a four line poem with the 1st and 3rd lines being "turd in a punch bowl"
2. Make lines 2 and 4 rhyme, using any topic
3. Tag three other bloggers and force them to post a turdy poem on their own turdy blog.

Turd in a punch bowl
What's the big deal?
Turd in a punch bowl
It's not like it's your meal!

Since most of my readers with blogs have already done this... I tag Jeffadizzle. He likes talking about poop.